“Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I’m sorry to bother you. My name is Jack….. and I have bed bugs. I’m not a drug addict, i am an executive with the General Electric corporation and I just need to get my medicine. If someone could tell me how to transfer to the 4 train, I would be very grateful to you for your help. God bless you and have a good day.” -30 Rock
I love this scene for so many reasons.